I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
FUCK WHALES
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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