I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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