I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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