You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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