What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
