He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
