Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He has the fingertips of a God
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