We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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