VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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