erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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