I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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