shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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