Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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