Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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