i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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