When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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