was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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