yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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