Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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