Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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