let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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