It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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