Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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