I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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