They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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