I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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