I feel like abortions should bother me more
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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