you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Help me help you realize you are a moron
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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