return my video game
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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