Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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