I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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