If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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