um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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