when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Is it penis luge time yet?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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