you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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