If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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