no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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