I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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