she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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