On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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