WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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