Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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