If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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