i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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