so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
