dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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