Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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