super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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