sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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