he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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