In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
where are you?
Hypothermia
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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