I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize