Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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