How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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