in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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