hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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